Postage Stamps for Hanuka – the Jewish way

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She
says to the clerk, “May I have 50 stamps?”
The clerk says, “What sort of stamps?”
“Chanukah stamps, please.”
“What denomination?”
“Oh my G_d,” the woman says, “has it come to this?
Please give me 16 Orthodox, 22 Conservative, and 12 Reform.”

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